Letter: Civil servants hear from the Supreme Leader
(Andrew Harnik | AP file photo) President Donald Trump speaks at the Turning Point USA Student Action Summit at the Palm Beach County Convention Center in West Palm Beach, Fla., Saturday, Dec. 21, 2019.
Glorious Supreme Leader Trump sent, to all civil servants, a letter ahead of Christmas. In this letter, he declared that he has bequeathed incredible benefits upon us. We shall be receiving our greatest raise in 10 years. We have also been given the unprecedented benefit of 12 weeks of parental leave, bringing us closer to the 41 other countries who grant it to all citizens.
In the letter, we were also reminded that our Thrift Savings Plans are at an extraordinary level thanks to his economy. Penultimately, he reminded us, lest we forget his great generosity, that we would not have to work on Christmas Eve. Finally, he wished us a Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year.
All hail the Great Master, Champion and Patron of the Civil Servant! May all your great deeds come back to you tenfold in the new year and new decade.
Sarah Weippert, Millcreek
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