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Dana Milbank: Become a Hatch-Level Applauder and avoid execution

Hatch-Level Applauders must commit to 52 hours a year of applause — one hour per week — and praise in the fawning-to-sycophantic range of the sort given by Sen. Orrin G. Hatch.

FILE - In this Dec. 4, 2017, file photo, President Donald Trump shakes hands with Sen. Orrin Hatch, R-Utah, at the Utah Capitol in Salt Lake City. Hatch, 83, says he will not seek re-election after serving more than 40 years in the U.S. Senate. He says he’s always been a fighter, “but every good fighter knows when to hang up the gloves.” (AP Photo/Rick Bowmer, File)

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By Dana Milbank | The Washington Post