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Gordon Monson: Do yourself and all of Utah a favor by listening to and hearing the words of Muhammad Ali

The words of the greatest of all time still ring true 50 years later, the Tribune columnist writes.

(John Rooney | AP) In this May 25, 1965, file photo, heavyweight champion Muhammad Ali stands over fallen challenger Sonny Liston shortly after dropping him with a short hard right to the jaw in Lewiston, Maine.

I recently saw a video on social media of Muhammad Ali some 50 years ago making a real strong point about race in America. The man not only was a great — some say the greatest of all times, himself included — boxer, but also a smart, clever man.

This is what he said on a TV talk show in 1971:

“I always asked my mother, I said, ‘Mother, how come is everything white? Why is Jesus white with blonde hair and blue eyes? Why is the [Last] Supper all white men? Angels are white, Pope and Mary and even the angels.’ I said, ‘Mother, when we die, do we go to heaven?’ She said, ‘Naturally we go to heaven.’ I said, ‘Well, what happened to all the Black angels when they took the pictures?’

(Laughter and applause from the audience.)

“I said, ‘Oh, I know, if the white folks were in heaven, too, then the Black angels were in the kitchen preparing the milk and honey.’ She said, ‘Listen, you stop saying that.’

“But I was always curious. And I always wondered why I had to die to go to heaven. Why couldn’t I have pretty cars and good money and nice homes now. Why do I have to wait until I die to get milk and honey? And I said, ‘Momma, I don’t want no milk and honey. I like steaks.’ I said, ‘Milk and honey’s a laxative anyway. Do they have a lot of bathrooms in heaven?’

“So, anyway, I was always curious. I always wondered why Tarzan is the king of the jungle in Africa. He was white. I saw this white man swinging around Africa with a diaper on, hollering, ‘Aaaaaaaaaaah.’ … And all the Africans, he’s beating them up and breaking the lion’s jaw, and here’s Tarzan talking to the animals, and the Africans have been there for centuries and they can’t talk to the animals. Only Tarzan can.

“I always wondered why Miss America was always white, all the beautiful brown women in America, beautiful suntans, beautiful shapes, all type of complexions, but she always was white. Miss World was always white. And Miss Universe was always white.

“And then they got some stuff called White House cigars, White Swan soap, King White soap, White Cloud tissue paper, White Rain hair rinse, White Tornado floor wax. Everything was white. And the angel food cake was the white cake and the devil food cake was the chocolate cake.

(Laughter and applause.)

“I said, ‘Momma, why is everything white?’ I always wondered, you know. And the president lives in the White House. And Mary had a little lamb, its fleece as white as snow, and Snow White, and everything was white. Santa Claus was white, and everything bad was Black. The little Ugly Duckling was a black duck. And the black cat was the bad luck. And if I threaten you, I’m gonna blackmail you. I said, ‘Momma, why don’t they call it whitemail? They lie, too.’

“I was always curious. And then, this is when I knew something was wrong.”

Classic Ali. He was fast and powerful with his fists and just as fast and powerful with his words, poetic even. A man for his times and a man, as he said it, of all times.

There will be some who say, “Oh, no, it’s not like that, not anymore. That was back in the ‘70s.”

We can acknowledge that increments of progress have been made toward racial equality in America, but nowhere near enough. Even that statement will anger some folks who can’t or don’t see the problems that still exist, who are yet blind to, who deny, who resist the need to push forward. That’s evidenced from the current very serious matters of brutality, to systemic racism in all its forms, to ridiculous complaints by some people that the actress in the new live-action rendition of Disney’s “The Little Mermaid” is Black, not white.

Yeah. Everyone should have listened to Muhammad Ali all those years ago. And they should listen to him now.