Eli McCann: Have floods, will sandbag — hey, it’s the Utah way

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Eli McCann: Remember LDS roadshows, with their missionary penguins, Dear Johns and ‘Oklahoma!’ knockoffs?

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Eli McCann: No matter how you serve it, slice it or pour it, Latter-day Saints prepare too much food

Eli McCann: Why the best Christmas gifts aren’t the presents. Sometimes, it’s the sacrifice that counts.

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Eli McCann: My three, long, troubled years playing Junior Jazz, where I didn’t make many friends

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Eli McCann: My schoolboy trip to the principal’s office and throwing myself on the mercy of the parental court

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Eli McCann: ‘The Holy Ghost goes to bed at midnight’ and other tales from the LDS script