1 • Do you believe, even though there is “still” no evidence to suggest otherwise, that Donald Trump won the 2020 election?
2 • Do you believe, after being convicted by a jury of 34 felony counts, that Donald Trump was innocent?
3 • Do you believe that Trump University, Trump Steaks, Trump Vodka, Trump Airlines and GoTrump.com were successful business ventures?
4 • Do you believe that it’s OK for Donald Trump to suggest the Washington Commanders name their new $3.7 billion stadium in his name?
5 • Do you believe that it’s OK for Donald Trump to tear down the East Wing of the White House (to build a ballroom) during the government shutdown — and brag about it?
6 • Do you believe that Donald Trump truly wants all the Epstein files to be released?
7 • Do you believe that Donald Trump is “well read”?
8 • Do you believe that Donald Trump views his loyal MAGA base as nothing more than “mindless minions with a vote”?
9 • Do you believe that Fox News is the only “true” news?
10 • Do you believe that Donald Trump should find a way to a third term?
If you answered “yes” to all of the above, then congratulations! You are deserving of a brand new 2028 MAGA hat. Please send $200 to the Make America Great 2028 fund; shipping and handling fees are not included.
Bill Owens, Sandy
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