Letter: Worry not, plenty of sales jobs are available within Trump’s extensive branding empire
Republican presidential candidate former President Donald Trump attends Sneaker Con Philadelphia, an event popular among sneaker collectors, in Philadelphia, Saturday, Feb. 17, 2024. Trump announced a Trump sneaker. (AP Photo/Manuel Balce Ceneta)
If you are an able-bodied Medicaid recipient, complying with the work requirement stated in President Donald J. Trump’s “Big Beautiful Budget” is easy-peasy. Plenty of sales jobs are available within the ever-commodifying commander in chief’s extensive branding empire.
Single parents with numerous children — and even those who suffer from a neurotic fear of open spaces and many of those who are not able-bodied — can conduct online sales from their homes.
Trump’s latest and greatest products include:
Trump’s new cologne “Victory 45-47” — limited edition is accompanied by a gold statuette of the greatest and most beloved president in our nation’s historyTrump digital phonesTrump get-out-of-tariffs-for-not-so-free cardsTrump $5 million permanent U.S. residency gold cardsTrump cryptocurrencies, the $TRUMP and the $MELANIAOne gently used Trump TeslaTrump’s oldest but goodliest are treasured by both his fans and by connoisseurs of gag-gifts:
Trump Bibles — high quality, ultra-patriotic, made in ChinaTrump digital trading cards — aka Trump nonfungible tokens (TNFTs)Trump watches, jewelry and his earlier cologne, “Success by Trump”Trump T-shirts, sweatshirts, hoodies, socks and MAGA capsTrump campaign flags, signs, banners, coins, mugs, calendars and other highly collectable memorabilia Trump’s and spook-writers’ “The Art of the Deal” and “Crippled America”Trump endorsed books now packaged as The Trump Masterpieces of Conservative Literature SeriesTrump action figures and dolls — only two per customerTrump autographed photosTrump commemorative medallions and platesTrump challenge coinsTrump phone cases and laptop decalsTrump vitamins and nutritional supplementsTrump wine and Trump ice — an always cool bottled waterTrump steaks are no longer available. Currently there is no demand for the official I-was-swindled diploma from Trump University, but if you have one, hold on to it. Within a mere 20 to 30 years, such sheepskins will be worth their weight in gold on “Antiques Road Show.”
Andrew Bjelland, Salt Lake City
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