Letter: Remember: You can’t go wrong with any of the Republican candidates vying for Romney’s seat!

(Trent Nelson | The Salt Lake Tribune) U.S. Senate candidate Trent Staggs and U.S. Rep. Matt Gaetz, R-Fla., at a town hall at Riverton High School on Thursday, March 28, 2024.

In case anyone is having a hard time deciding between the plethora of Republican candidates vying for Mitt Romney’s Senate seat, I thought I’d offer a little primer.

Vote for any one of them! It really doesn’t matter. You may as well employ the “eeny, meeny, miny, moe” technique when you go to the polls. None of them is qualified or principled.

But fret not … they’re all “strong conservative voices.”

If Joe Biden wins another term, you can count on any one of them to obstruct progress at every turn. If Trump gets in, you can count on whoever wins the seat to blindly follow the wishes of his or her would-be dictator.

In either case your “Utah values” are at the forefront in Washington. You can’t go wrong with any of these Republican candidates! As a bonus, sitting Utah Sen. Mike Lee can be counted on to school his new protege in grandstanding and phony hand wringing.

Rob Greene, Salt Lake City

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