It is important to stay trendy, attentive to what Americans are looking for these days.
And what with the new popular disdain for our freedoms and rights, and how they could get in the way of our new king about to be installed here and the anticipated, long-awaited demolishment of our Constitution, I say, let’s cut to the chase, and humbly invite the Taliban to come over and rule us.
They’ll be happy to burn all election machines and related equipment in a big bonfire, made even brighter by throwing all the terrible, newly unacceptable books into it as well.
It’s just better to get the experts working on this needed handiwork of making democracy even banished from our history books. I keep forgetting, it was a republic anyway. Enjoy!
Dan Mylecraine, Salt Lake City
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