Five years before everyone knew what a ventilator was, I became a professional patient with a blood cancer. The treatment and complications left me with physical and mental problems I’ll struggle with for the second half of my life. Not one of my doctors ever suggested a poultice of eye of newt in sriracha sauce as a treatment. But it does cure all forms of coronavirus. What, you don’t believe that? No matter, evolution doesn’t care what you believe.
Martin Neunzert, Ogden
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