Dear very stable genius, sir:

Thank you for informing the American people that you are taking hydroxychloroquine. What a wonderful example of daring you are in leading us poor ignorant sheep.

As a psychiatrist may I suggest instead that you take a medicine such as chlorpromazine (thorazine) for your obvious delusional psychosis?

It may not help, but it sure won't hurt.

Alan F. Heap, M.D., Salt Lake City