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Letter: Trump and the Seven Deadly Sins

(Evan Vucci | AP file photo) Vice President Mike Pence listens as President Donald Trump talks with reporters during a visit with Conan, the U.S. Army dog that participated in the raid that killed ISIS leader Abu Bakr al-Baghdadi, in the Rose Garden of the White House, Monday, Nov. 25, 2019, in Washington.

I would like to congratulate Donald Trump by faithfully committing all of the Seven Deadly Sins:

  1. Pride: I am a very stable genius.
  2. Envy: Sleepy Joe is smarter than me and after my job.
  3. Sloth: I like watching TV and sleeping through meetings
  4. Gluttony: I love lots of cheeseburgers, fries and Cokes.
  5. Lust: I desire good looking hookers.
  6. Wrath: Kill all the immigrants!
  7. Greed: I want to buy Greenland and build a Trump Tower there.

Alan F. Heap, Salt Lake City

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By Alan F. Heap | The Public Forum