If Donald Trump can change currents and become president of our great nation after his long career as tax dodger, draft dodger and television swindler of all things money affiliated, I think I can start my secondary career as a folk singer. I have been working diligently on some poetry intended for song as I learn to play the banjo and the washboard. Tentative titles include: “No Collusion No Collusion,” “Good People on Both Sides,” “Witch Hunt,” “Deep State Blues,” “Don't Troll Me Bro” and “Covfefe.” Lyrics are coming to me as I write this email. And you know what? You really can make this stuff up.
Horst Holstein, Salt Lake City