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Kirby: Ignorance is blessed — why I’d like to sleep through the apocalypse

Kirby: Ignorance is blessed — why I’d like to sleep through the apocalypse

By Robert Kirby • 1d ago

Kirby: Valentine regrets — those I shouldn’t have sent and the one that finally worked

Kirby: Valentine regrets — those I shouldn’t have sent and the one that finally worked

Kirby: Valentine regrets — those I shouldn’t have sent and the one that finally worked

By Robert Kirby • 3d ago

Kirby: Grammys, Emmys again put the annual celebrity fashion attack on parade. So what’s on your back?

Kirby: Grammys, Emmys again put the annual celebrity fashion attack on parade. So what’s on your back?

Kirby: Grammys, Emmys again put the annual celebrity fashion attack on parade. So what’s on your back?

By Robert Kirby • 6d ago

Kirby: Get some rest, whenever and however you can. Just ask the kid who nodded off during Trump’s speech.

Kirby: Get some rest, whenever and however you can. Just ask the kid who nodded off during Trump’s speech.

Kirby: Get some rest, whenever and however you can. Just ask the kid who nodded off during Trump’s speech.

By Robert Kirby • February 8

Kirby: Does your choice in music date you? Of course, it does. Just like it does me.

Kirby: Does your choice in music date you? Of course, it does. Just like it does me.

Kirby: Does your choice in music date you? Of course, it does. Just like it does me.

By Robert Kirby • February 5

Kirby: The best Latter-day Saint leaders are the ones who didn’t want the gig in the first place

Kirby: The best Latter-day Saint leaders are the ones who didn’t want the gig in the first place

Kirby: The best Latter-day Saint leaders are the ones who didn’t want the gig in the first place

By Robert Kirby • February 3

Kirby: Thermostat-ism — the equality of comfort between the sexes

Kirby: Thermostat-ism — the equality of comfort between the sexes

Kirby: Thermostat-ism — the equality of comfort between the sexes

By Robert Kirby • February 1

Kirby: With emotional support animals, cute doesn’t work for everyone

Kirby: With emotional support animals, cute doesn’t work for everyone

Kirby: With emotional support animals, cute doesn’t work for everyone

By Robert Kirby • January 29

Kirby: Would you trade your cottage for pottage?

Kirby: Would you trade your cottage for pottage?

Kirby: Would you trade your cottage for pottage?

By Robert Kirby • January 27

Kirby: Soup’s on? Nope, it’s off. Blasted store didn’t have any squirrel or possum or rat or monkey or ...

Kirby: Soup’s on? Nope, it’s off. Blasted store didn’t have any squirrel or possum or rat or monkey or ...

Kirby: Soup’s on? Nope, it’s off. Blasted store didn’t have any squirrel or possum or rat or monkey or ...

By Robert Kirby • January 25

Kirby: Booking a flight can be its own special brand of hell

By Robert Kirby • January 18

Kirby: Over, under, around or through — no wall can do it all

Kirby: Over, under, around or through — no wall can do it all

Kirby: Over, under, around or through — no wall can do it all

By Robert Kirby • January 15

Kirby: My survey would show how really different Utah Mormons are

Kirby: My survey would show how really different Utah Mormons are

Kirby: My survey would show how really different Utah Mormons are

By Robert Kirby • January 13

Kirby: I’m not going to the Holy Land. I’m leery of ‘Jesus slept here, wept here, healed here’ legends.

Kirby: I’m not going to the Holy Land. I’m leery of ‘Jesus slept here, wept here, healed here’ legends.

Kirby: I’m not going to the Holy Land. I’m leery of ‘Jesus slept here, wept here, healed here’ legends.

By Robert Kirby • January 11

Kirby: Have you written to our president? Here’s the response I got from a commander in chief.

Kirby: Have you written to our president? Here’s the response I got from a commander in chief.

Kirby: Have you written to our president? Here’s the response I got from a commander in chief.

By Robert Kirby • January 8

Kirby: I’d trust any girl to pass the sacrament more than an 11-year-old Mormon boy

Kirby: I’d trust any girl to pass the sacrament more than an 11-year-old Mormon boy

Kirby: I’d trust any girl to pass the sacrament more than an 11-year-old Mormon boy

By Robert Kirby • January 6

Kirby: Never mind getting behind your presidential candidates. Would you get in front of them?

Kirby: Never mind getting behind your presidential candidates. Would you get in front of them?

Kirby: Never mind getting behind your presidential candidates. Would you get in front of them?

By Robert Kirby • January 4

Kirby: Just like a century ago, a happy new year may be a long shot

Kirby: Just like a century ago, a happy new year may be a long shot

Kirby: Just like a century ago, a happy new year may be a long shot

By Robert Kirby • January 1

Kirby: Why Mormon church disciplinary councils? Hey, every group has rules.

Kirby: Why Mormon church disciplinary councils? Hey, every group has rules.

Kirby: Why Mormon church disciplinary councils? Hey, every group has rules.

By Robert Kirby • December 30, 2018

Kirby: New Year’s resolutions — Yep, it’s time to make them and, soon enough, break them

Kirby: New Year’s resolutions — Yep, it’s time to make them and, soon enough, break them

Kirby: New Year’s resolutions — Yep, it’s time to make them and, soon enough, break them

By Robert Kirby • December 28, 2018

Kirby: Did you get what you wanted for Christmas? If so, be careful.

Kirby: Did you get what you wanted for Christmas? If so, be careful.

Kirby: Did you get what you wanted for Christmas? If so, be careful.

By Robert Kirby • December 25, 2018

Kirby: And in the last days, Mormon sister missionaries shall wear pants. Still no word on my kilt, though.

Kirby: And in the last days, Mormon sister missionaries shall wear pants. Still no word on my kilt, though.

Kirby: And in the last days, Mormon sister missionaries shall wear pants. Still no word on my kilt, though.

By Robert Kirby • December 23, 2018

Kirby: It took me awhile to love Utah

Kirby: It took me awhile to love Utah

Kirby: It took me awhile to love Utah

By Robert Kirby • December 21, 2018

Kirby: Christmas. Whatever it takes.

Kirby: Christmas. Whatever it takes.

Kirby: Christmas. Whatever it takes.

By Robert Kirby • December 17, 2018

Kirby: Utah is second ‘happiest state.’ If you’re laughing at that, does it prove the point?

Kirby: Utah is second ‘happiest state.’ If you’re laughing at that, does it prove the point?

Kirby: Utah is second ‘happiest state.’ If you’re laughing at that, does it prove the point?

By Robert Kirby • September 12, 2018