A sampling of the Dream Headlines submitted by Salt Lake Tribune readers, news they would like to read in the coming year.
Salt Lake to build huge wall between Capitol and Temple Square and the church will pay for it
— Linda Erickson, Tooele
Hurricane Ivanka swamps Mar-a-Lago, drowns Trump’s climate denial
— Dave Folland, Sandy
Life, liberty, happiness ghosts visit Trump
— Aharon D. Shulimson, Salt Lake City
Herbert signs Utah’s carbon tax bill
— Kathy Van Dame, Murray
Democrats compromise: Border wall; Merrick Garland to the Supreme Court
— Richard Jaffe, Salt Lake City
Trump out!
— Gary Reimer, Salt Lake City
Trump tells a truth: First this year
— David A. Moore, Salt Lake City
Border wall complete
— Marci Esparza, Sandy
Trump wins election for Kanab dogcatcher
— Fred Strohacker, Millcreek
Bagley to answer LDS call to Uzbekistan
— Stuart Young, Sandy
LDS Church endorses Bernie Sanders
— Tom Kudla, Heber City
Republicans seek asylum: Join Democratic Party
— Jim Schnitter, Salt Lake City
Trump deported, fake birth certificate
— Glen V. Ruff, Springville
Trump joins monastery, takes vow of silence
— Tom Owens, Farmington
Salt Lake Tribune launches six new sections, becomes 60-page daily
— Carolyn Campbell, Salt Lake City
Legislature to have statue of Moroni installed on Capitol building
— Jeri Peratis, Salt Lake City
The INN Between announces more locations
— Edward R. Blake, Salt Lake City
Winter smog controlled by giant air pumps
— Ted Lazenby
LDS prophet proclaims GOP a Mammonic cult
— John Nelson, Wellsville
Trump picks Tim DeCristopher to be secretary of the interior
— Randy Jones, Midway
Trump catapulted over Great Wall
— Mike DeKeyrel, Mt. Pleasant
Trump tax returns and pre-nup top best seller list
— Scott Dangerfield, Magna
Congress bans big money, lobbyists
— Andrew Kramer, Ivins
Hatch admits he stayed way too long
— Connie Reed, Salt Lake City
Trump hotels to host refugee families
— Doris (Beth) Young, Bountiful
“I alone can fix it.” Trump acts on pledge and resigns from office
— Randy Merrill, Orem
Aliens leave unimpressed
— Mick Florin, South Jordan
Orrin Hatch declared Utah State Fossil
— John Porcher, Salt Lake City
Mueller reveals Russian probe results, and urine for a surprise
— Rosemary Washington, Murray
Orin (sic) Hatch retroactively retires 30 years ago
— Colin Campbell, Salt Lake City
Trump sentencing hearing set for Monday
— Bruce Baird, Sandy
Paper delivered to front door, homeowner ecstatic, no walk to the street or the neighbors driveway to retrieve paper
— David Dowsett
Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-day Saints takes over Utah Legislature
— Pete Evanoff, Salt Lake City
Pope Francis urges Catholic men to abstain from Facebook for 10 days
— Kristeen Polhamus, Taylorsville
Utah bans yeti-bigfoot marriage
— Noel de Nevers, Salt Lake City
Trump, Pence resign, Pelosi president
— Mickey Wright, Torrey
LDS President Russell Nelson has revelation: ‘Live and let live’
— David M. Jolley, Salt Lake City
High-speed internet now free for everyone
— Stuart Young, Sandy
No more party, no more money, citizens now make the laws
— Julie Brewer, West Jordan
LDS Church welcomes LGBTs and their children
— Mary Walton, Salt Lake City
Chaffetz is missing
— Jan Coen, Bountiful
Media obsession with Trump ends
— Fred Larsen, Riverton
Wingpointe re-opens for golf
— Stuart Young, Sandy
Trump’s Will donates his brain to science, science rejects it.
— Tom Eiche, Salt Lake City
Church finally getting out of state and liquor businesses
— Gail Sturdevant, Millcreek
Donavon Mitchell slam dunks victory in mayoral race
— Tom Day, Cottonwood Heights
All nations agree on carbon tax
— Sharon Forbes, Bountiful
Head tax funds public schools
— Richard N. Gilbert, West Valley City
Trump frog-marched out of White House
— Tim Riley, Salt Lake City
Teachers to get raises, combat pay
— Gene A. Martinez, Midvale
Trump/Pence abdicate, move to Moscow
— Earl Hindley, Salt Lake City
Legislators finally serious about air quality
— Gary Reimer, Salt Lake City
World at peace, Troops to come home
— Stuart Young, Sandy