If you liked the heartwarming story of the furloughed federal employee who pawned her wedding ring, only to have her family buy it back for her, don’t worry! There are plenty more stories where that came from!
One of the more depressing angles of being alive in this wonderful corner of time is our relentless tendency to try to put a positive spin on horrifying situations: This isn't a horrifying story about someone without access to the medication they need to live; it's a heartwarming tale of how 50 strangers got together and bought insulin! This isn't a harrowing account of how teachers supply classrooms from their own pocket; it's a feel-good story about the Mom Who Bought 90 Glue Sticks and a Truck! (My friend Jessica M. Goldstein has written about this "Feel-Good Feel-Bad Story" phenomenon repeatedly.)
If we are going to continue this relentless insistence on presenting fundamentally alarming tales about the system's deep brokenness as uplifting stories of human friendship, here are a few more readers should love:
Beautiful! Down-on-Their-Luck Young Couple's Sacrifice Lets Them Surprise Each Other with Hair Accessories and a Watch Band
Heartwarming! With Help from Animals, Family Manages to Use Stable to Give Birth
Right in the Feels! This Little Match Girl Was Finally Reunited with Her Grandmother!
Inspiring! Unused Baby Shoes Find New Home
Heartwarming! After Fired Employee Dies on the Street, Former Factory Owner Takes in and Raises Her Child as His Own
Uplifting! Struggling Bohemian Rodolfo Selflessly Dumps Girlfriend So She Can Get Medical Care She Needs
Uplifting! Self-Sacrificing Employees Demonstrate for Shirtwaist Factory Owner the Importance of Keeping Doors Unlocked
Inspiring! 'The Jungle' Shows Neat Tricks Sausage Craftsman Uses to Reuse Wastewater and Stay on Schedule
Warm Fuzzies! When Winston Smith Was Forced to Spend Time Confronting His Fears, He Realized He and Big Brother Had More in Common than They Thought
Inspiring! Salesman's Whole Family Gathers to Support Him
Heartwarming! Black Beauty Draws Strength from Friendship with Fellow Cab-Horse
Inspiring! Fighting in World War I, Poet Wilfred Owen Gained New Perspective on Old Latin Verse
Beautiful! Boys Keep One Another Alive After Island Plane Crash, Mostly
Uplifting! After Spending Time with Allied Master Supercomputer, Ted Finds He Can't Complain
Heartwarming! One Guy Was Sort of Nice to Enslaved Violinist
Inspiring! Friends Share Food with Family Staying Free in Annex
Wow! Blanche DuBois Gets to Do What She Loves: Depend on the Kindness of Strangers
Alexandra Petri | The Washington Post
Alexandra Petri is a Washington Post columnist offering a lighter take on the news and opinions of the day. She is the author of “A Field Guide to Awkward Silences.”