Winner
“Hello, Luke, I am your father.”
— Rich Wolf, Westminster, Maryland
Runners-up
“You say you’re going back through time until you find an honest politician? So, how’s it going?”
— Grant C. Hagen, North Salt Lake
“A young Orrin Hatch crawls out of Lake Erie."
— David Hoffman, Draper
“Hate to break it to you but the swamp hasn’t been drained.”
— Rori Doty, Sandy
“Well, the swamp wasn’t drained, so we had to adapt.”
— Helen Thatcher, Salt Lake City