Winner
“I can’t vote because they’re afraid I won’t take it seriously?!!”
— Landon Ipson, West Jordan
Runners-up
“On the plus side, our expectations will always be met.”
— Robert Schmidt, Logan
“But he’s our clown.”
— Mark J. Williams, Salt Lake City
“Americans wanted a change, not a circus.”
— Jim Gibbons, Cottonwood Heights
“Mom? How many of those can squeeze into congress?
— Philip Widmer, Salt Lake City