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Letter: What The Tribune needs is me and a bunch of others writing in about what to print

I, too, highly value my subscription to The Tribune, but also want to air a few of my pet peeves. In addition to giving too much space to bridge, I can’t bear the thought of any more space being given to hunting and fishing that those “many hundreds” of individuals find interesting. And why are you covering the Utah Jazz so much? Aren’t those guys overpaid, anyway?

And while you’re at it, whatever happened to pictures of brides that you used to publish regularly? Are people not still getting married? And don’t even get me started on the auto dealers’ ads! And just about one more picture of a woman with newly implanted teeth will likely push me over the edge. And do you think anyone really wants to see those films about Emma Smith at Larry Miller’s Megaplex? Hardly. Obituaries, too — I mean, those people are dead, aren’t they? And Hugh Hewitt? Hugh who? What do we care? To say nothing of these Top Jobs of the Week.

What you really need is me and a bunch of other people writing in to tell you what to print. That’s what you really need.

I just couldn’t resist after reading the May 24 letters. I realize you can’t print this, but it was fun to write. Keep up the good work. Yes, I have a few beefs, but I’m still happy to see my Tribune on the porch every morning.

Mark E. Hurst, Sandy