Winner

"You said everything from under the bed, right?
Rebecca Berger, Richmond, Utah

Runners-up

“Where do you want the teenager, lady?”
Dennis Kezar, Salt Lake City, Utah
“Sorry we’re decades late Ms. Hatch, but we’re finally bringing Orrin home.”
Jim Hall, Salt Lake City, Utah
“I assume the troll goes in the basement.”
Philip Widmer, Salt Lake City, Utah
“You can’t run from your demons, ma’am.”
Andrew Welhouse, Salt Lake City, Utah
“Lady, you don’t need a mover. You need a priest.”
Tom Pinkney, Park City, Utah