Winner

“That’s the problem with the world today — too much violins!”
Cathy McMullin, Lexington, Ky.

Runners-up

“Watch out, the boss is still fiddling around.”
Jim Hall, Salt Lake City
“My mother told me I should surrender to the music, but I’m not convinced this is what she meant.”
Heather Thomsen, Sandy
“Do you think he really wants an honest opinion?”
Donald C. Dew, Magna
“And you thought gangstas only rapped."
Michael J. Baker, San Clemente, Calif.
“Dante missed a level.”
Douglas Wawrzynski, Layton