Perhaps the most entertaining part of the Chicago Bulls’ 90-67 rout of the New Orleans Hornets on Wednesday was actor Will Ferrell’s (possibly embellished) introduction of the starting lineups:
"First, the visiting Chicago Bulls …
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"At forward, No. 5, he still lives with his mother … Carlos Boozer.
"At forward, No. 9, he collects rare birds and has a pet dolphin named Chachi … Luol Deng.
"At center, No. 13, he’s a Scorpio and a horrible dancer … Joakim Noah.
"At guard, No. 11, he once ate 20 hot dogs in an hour … Ronnie Brewer.
"At guard, No. 1, his favorite movie is ‘The Notebook’ … Derrick Rose.
"And now, Crescent City, get on your feet and greet YOUR New Orleans Hornets!
"At forward, 6-10, from Mexico, he doesn’t speak a lick of English but we still love him … Gustavo Ayon.
"At forward, 6-8, from UCLA, he still loves to listen to Bell Biv Devoe … Trevor Ariza.
"At center, 6-10, from Connecticut, where he majored in econ but he minored in love … Emeka Okafor.
"At guard, 6-5, from Italy, ironically, he hates Italian food … Marco Belinelli.
"At guard, 6-3, from Georgia Tech, after basketball, his dream is to become a rodeo clown … Jarrett Jack."
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