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He offered repentance and to pay all his tithing.
For House Majority Whip Greg Hughes,
A magic TV that plays only Fox News.
For the reigning House Speaker Becky Lockhart,
A carefully crafted campaign poison dart.
For Utah’ Governor Gary Herbert,
Poison dart repellent that when applied wouldn’t hurt.
He’d also ask Santa for a fundraiser or two
To beat not just Lockhart but Matheson, too.
For the retired Mark Shurtleff, an erasable tape.
For Senator Howard Stephenson, a new Superman cape.
For Mayor Mia Love, a popularity spike.
For Democrats, a Jim Matheson look-alike.
For Senator Hatch, also know as Orrin,
A new first name that does not rhyme with Borin’.
Congressman Stewart could ask for more snow
To keep his no-climate-change claim all aglow.Next Page >
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