’Twas the night before Christmas when all through the Senate
The members bemoaned the loss of Bob Bennett.
It’s been three years since he lost to Mike Lee
His reasoned approach replaced with Lee’s "Me, Me, Me."
It was never more clear what that really meant
Than with the shutdown of the government
While some Republicans fled the tea party
Lee asked for money and became even more hardy.
Meanwhile, in Utah, members of the House were aghast
Their investigators had issued their findings at last.
They found that John Swallow and Mark Shurtleff were naughty.
And wondered if Santa would think them all snotty.
They feared Santa’s sleigh would bypass them all
When they need campaign presents before the next fall.
All of the members had their own special wish.
Some secretly wanted their own NSA dish.
For Senator Margaret Dayton, a coat made from wolves
For John Swallow, text-messaging that automatically dissolves.
For Santa’s forgiveness, John Swallow was striving.Next Page >
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