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Rolly: The Utah-friendly changes to ‘All Shook Up’


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First Published Jan 06 2013 08:05 pm • Last Updated Jan 07 2013 09:16 am

Well, when all is said and done, no Elvis Presley song will be axed from the Herriman High School play to satisfy the self-appointed censors in our pretty, great state.

I have learned the offensive song among the 23 Elvis Presley tunes that will be performed in "All Shook Up" is "A Little Less Conversation."

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And to make everyone happy, one line of the song is being changed, with permission from the copyright holders.

Instead of the lyrics: "Baby, satisfy me, baby, satisfy me," the student actor will sing: "Baby, hold me, baby, hold me."

And, other than minor tweaks in the wording throughout the play, the only major deletion in dialogue is in Act 2. The line that will be removed is, "Let’s go down to the swimming hole and slap each other’s privates."

I also can guarantee there will be no morning glories displayed on the stage.

So the show will go on Feb. 27 through March 2.

There. Now doesn’t everybody feel better?

What comes around …? » Over the years Utah has received its fair share of federal disaster aid, especially back in the 1980s with flooding that destroyed, among other things, an entire Utah County town.

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Since then, though, there have been mudslides, more floods, dam breaks and fires. When those disasters occur, our state leaders are not shy about asking for help. And the feds have helped us out.

Even some of our most stalwart conservatives in the Legislature have received disaster relief from the feds for damage to their farms and ranches.

Just since Gov. Gary Herbert has been in office, four major disaster declarations have triggered nearly $11 million in federal aid. That doesn’t count the drought relief Utah has received.

So all those Utahns who have been helped in their time of need ought to remind Utah Sens. Orrin Hatch and Mike Lee that it is appropriate for the entire country to help communities that have been devastated by Mother Nature.

Hatch has even taken credit over the years for the federal compensation fund set up to help affected Utahns who lived downwind of the nuclear tests in Nevada.

You might recall the outrage from elected officials in New York and New Jersey, including that conservative icon New Jersey Gov. Chris Christie, when the House refused to vote on a $60 billion federal aid package for victims of Hurricane Sandy. The Senate voted in favor of the aid, but Hatch and Lee, in that Dec. 28 vote, opposed it.

The follow-up vote Friday for about $9 billion in aid was unanimous in the Senate. So Hatch and Lee are off the hook in that one. And give all four Utah representatives — Republicans Jason Chaffetz, Rob Bishop and Chris Stewart and Democrat Jim Matheson — credit for their yes votes in Friday’s $9 billion aid package.

But the initial "no" votes by Hatch and Lee might be remembered the next time Utah suffers from nature’s fury.

Every penny counts » When David Havas died in September, his brothers Edward and Max went through the process of winding down his law practice and closing his office.

Among the many frustrations was the telephone service suddenly being shut off after a misdirected payment and then having to pay a $20 re-connection fee.

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