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"It's been a long, long time since I've heard anything so rational come out of a government official's mouth. He's doomed."

— Stupidhead

"Despite the muddled mumblings of the Mormon mavens of modesty, the worst crime here is Carl's Jr's implicit claim that you can eat great greasy gutbombs like the Six Dollar Thickburger and still be slinky and sexy."

— mach_schnell

commenting on the Sept. 24 Paul Rolly column, "BYU fans rise and shout about 'indecent' ticket promotion"

"I see an inverse relationship between a child's use of electronics and their intellect."

— 2utes

commenting on the Sept. 23 sltrib.com article, "Putting a device in every Utah student's hands could = $434M"

The following thread of comments was attached to the Sept. 22 sltrib.com article, "Bingham High students walk out over school dance dress code"

"Strict dress codes, but loose gun laws in schools? Whaa? Am I in a dream? I have to be dreaming. Yes, gotta be."

— camarillobrillo

"Welcome to Utah."

— utahmcdugall

"Maybe if they would have worn their guns, there would not have been a problem."

— inthedoghouse

"Yes, the ammo belts over their shoulders would have covered any remaining skin on her back."

— ouisc