I am grateful to Frederick Anderson for alerting us to the cunning machinations of the Voldemort-clone Obama ("U.S. of Marxism," Forum, Sept. 4).
But I fear that in his zeal to warn us, Anderson has "Rushed" things a bit and overlooked the truly fiendish aspects of the arch-fiend's agenda. To wit:
His plan to ruin the economy by setting off a dirty bomb in the gold depository at Fort Knox.
His wife's evil plan, cleverly disguised as fighting obesity, to eliminate apple pie from the American diet.
The fully functional death star he has assembled in Area 51, which he is itching to unleash at the first sign of a rebel alliance.
And his plan (attested to by the smoke and rumblings emanating from the White House basement and his new Secret Service code name "father of dragons") to reclaim the throne seized from his murdered grandfather by the Kingslayer's kin.
Finally, I fear that the Machiavellian devil has completely outFoxed Anderson. The villain has no interest in creating a Marxist state (How 19th century!). His thinking is light years ahead of that. His unshakable goal (resistance is futile; you will be assimilated) is to turn us into the Borg.
Howard B. Parker
Salt Lake City