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If the man in the paraglider who chased an owl for seven minutes and then kicked it is indeed the obnoxious Dell Schanze, I wish there were a flying machine 10 times larger than his "Flat Top Powered Paraglider" that someone could use to kick him onto another planet.

Good riddance. Have a great one-way trip.

Lois E. Johnson

Millcreek