Armed with a fiancee
A wonderful concept was unintentionally presented in the caption to the picture accompanying "For Utahn, debate over guns, self-defense frighteningly real" (Tribune, April 14). It said: "Eric Martin Â shown armed with his fiancÃ©e â¦"
More people should be armed with fiancÃ©es (instead of guns). Unlike guns, fiancÃ©es are welcome everywhere malls, churches, even on planes and in schools (though children should not have or be fiancÃ©es).
FiancÃ©es do not require concealed-carry permits. Best of all, your openly displayed fiancÃ©e will elicit not cringes in fear but broad smiles and warm wishes.
West Valley City