Dream Heads '13
Here is the 11th collection of Salt Lake Tribune Dream Headlines. To compile this annual list, we asked readers to suggest headlines that they would like to see in the coming year. Some contain hope. Others humor. A few, cynicism. As always, it was that kind of year.
We hope you enjoy them as much as we did. Our thanks to all who offered their ideas.
Happy New Year!
The Salt Lake Tribune Editorial Board
Orrin Hatch relocates backbone, declares DREAM Act a no-brainer
NRA's LaPierre remains in mental hospital as a danger to himself and others.
Salt Lake City mayor and council scrap new parking meters for new street lights
Tribune 'accidentally' hires first conservative, readership skyrockets
Governor suggests vasectomy initiative to address classroom size challenge
Utah school funding ranked 49th nationally
Rep. Oda shoots own reflection, is injured by flying glass
State tax credit limited to 12 children
Aliens invade, disgusted by price of milk
Mr. Handy's 7th grade English class, South Davis Junior High
Gun control advocates commit to eliminate all violent video games and movies
Rep. Jim Matheson finally joins GOP
Eagle Forum banned from State Capitol
Tony Soprano supports assault weapons ban
Robert Kirby called to be general authority
Paul S. Carpenter
Norquist caught driving on public road
Sen. Lee: 'I finally get it'
Elders recommend hot pants
Steven M. Scott
Rapture 'takes' the righteous, Congress left behind
Obama diverts killer asteroid, Hatch calls it 'cheap political stunt'
NRA says: Armed guards for every citizen
Utah third state to legalize marijuana
David M. Jolley
Tribune apologizes for Obama endorsement
NRA collapses as hundreds of thousands resign
Herbert converts to global warming after a/c breaks down
Supreme Court awakens: Corporations are not people
Scalia rereads 2nd Amendment, understands it
Obama resigns; Obamacare reversed
President signs assault weapons ban
NRA prez ordered to attend victims' funerals
Susan L. Loffler
Teachers and students unharmed; gunman in custody
Utah liquor stores pay living wage
Newspapers stop calling smog 'haze'
Jazz sweep Lakers out of playoffs
Herbert vows to keep hands off public lands
Legislature stops micromanaging Utah cities
Salt Lake Tribune again becomes independent voice
Refinery emissions force Utah capitol building closure
Massive earthquake straightens walls of new Public Safety Building
Gov. Herbert slips on tar sands; requires treatment from Obamacare
David S. Folland
Sutherland Institute says religion bad for mental health
Utah Legislature endorses Obamacare
Utah's Zion Curtain comes down for liquor, goes up for guns
LDS Church denounces NRA
Vegas drops pipeline plan, will live within means
Pope and LDS Prophet agree: Women to be ordained
Mike Lee quits Senate to join UN as advocate for the disabled
Romney to head National Humane Society
Paul S. Carpenter
Hatch resigns office; says he's too old
Utah bans pesticides; bees return
Texas secedes; National test scores skyrocket
Utah tops nation in student spending
EnergySolutions announces move to China
Off roaders warned; crazed desert turtles may attack
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