Kirby: Feel free to bribe me anytime

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The system still works today. For a substantially larger amount — which my wife refers to as "idiot money" — I can be persuaded to be something other than what I really am for upwards of four days at a time. I’ll even go to a certain amount of church.

I realize this makes me ethically challenged but I’m OK with that. It’s worth the money. I’d be more ashamed of this blatant cash-for-a-fix if people such as Utah lawmakers could get it figured out.

Robert Kirby can be reached at rkirby@sltrib.com or facebook.com/stillnotpatbagley.

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