He tries to review going to the prom, but his judgment is affected by his previous review of drug addiction.
"Cocaine is amazing! I give it a million stars!" Forrest says. (He does change his mind when he comes down from his high.
I didn't really expect to laugh at "Review," but I did. And anything that is actually funny deserves more stars than theft or drug addiction.
Elsewhere on TV ...
The Big Bang Theory (7 p.m., CBS/Ch. 2): Bernadette tries to make peace between Sheldon and Howard.
Once Upon a Time in Wonderland (7 p.m., ABC/Ch. 4): Lizard is granted three wishes.
Community (7 p.m., NBC/Ch. 5): Two designers test their new social networking ap at Greendale.
American Idol (7 p.m., Fox/Ch. 13): Contestants face elimination.
The Vampire Diaries (7 p.m., CW/Ch. 30): Matt, Stefan and Caroline try desperately to save Elena.
Under the Gunn (7 and 11 p.m., Lifetime): The designers have to use beach party materials to create their looks.
The Millers (7:30 p.m., CBS/Ch. 2): Carol distrupts Nathan's vacation.
Parks and Recreation (7:30 p.m., NBC/Ch. 5): Leslie tries to tear down a wall between Pawnee and Eagleton.
Two and a Half Men (8 p.m., CBS/Ch. 2): Walden thinks his girlfriend is cheating on him.
Grey's Anatomy (8 p.m., ABC/Ch. 4): The hospital announces a non-fraternization policy. Yeah, like that's going to happen. That would be the end of this soap opera.