There was nothing new in the report. It was a rehash of what was reported last week, including a clip of Taylor claiming "the rock needed to come down" but apologizing — sort of — taking matters into his own hands.
"We did something right the wrong way," he says as NBC cuts to the clip of the maniacal laughing that accompanied knocking the rock over.
Daly then moved on to the civil lawsuit Taylor filed last month. "He's suing for disability compensation, stating he sustained serious, permanent and debilitating injuries from a car accident four years ago."
Cut to the woman he's suing saying she was "a little bit surprised" to learn of Taylor's actions in Goblin Valley - and more of the maniacal laughter from the video clip.
And then the "Today" team cut loose with a stream of sarcasm.
"A hundred and seventy million years the rock never posed a threat, but, thank God, he was there," Daly said.
Should Taylor and Hall be charged?
"I think the video speaks for itself," Lauer said.
Guthrie suggested they be "charged with noise pollution for that crazy laugh."
Roker sarcastically came to their defense on the laugh.
"He was excited by the fact that he was miraculously cured from his injuries," he said.
"I think his disability lawsuit goes away right away," Morales opined.
"Out the window," Lauer added.
As you might expect, there was a certain East Coast-bias to the "Today" segment. Daly told viewers, "Salt Lake City authorities are conducting a criminal investigation to determine if charges should be filed."
No, they're not. Salt Lake City has no jurisdiction over Goblin Valley State Park, which is more than 200 miles away from Utah's capital city.