And speaking of funny shows most of you aren't watching ... have you checked out Key & Peele (10:30 p.m., Comedy Central)?
This is the funniest sketch comedy show on TV. Far funnier than, say, "Saturday Night Live."
In tonight's episode, sketches include a drug deal gone bad and Darius Rucker dealing with his Hootie past.
Elsewhere on TV ...
NBA (5:30 p.m., ROOT): Utah Jazz at Boston Celtics
Survivor: Philippines (7 p.m., CBS/Ch. 2): An unlikely friendship tests a long-held alliance.
The Middle (7 p.m. ABC/Ch. 4): Frankie invites a couple of Marines to spend Thanksgiving with the family.
Whitney (7 p.m., NBC/Ch. 5): Whitney and Alex decide to get unofficially married. (Season premiere).
Nature (7 p.m., PBS/Ch. 7): "An Original DUCKumentary" follows a family of wood ducks.
The X Factor (7 p.m., Fox/Ch. 13): The remaining finalists perform.
Arrow (7 p.m., CW/Ch. 30): A gang of bank robbers threatens the city.
The Neighbors (7:30 p.m., ABC/Ch. 4): Debbie would rather spend Thanksgiving with the aliens than with Marty's parents.
Guys with Kids (7:30 p.m., NBC/Ch. 5): Chris plans Ernie's first birthday party.
Criminal Minds (8 p.m., CBS/Ch. 2): Burned bodies show up on the Santa Monica pier.
Modern Family (8 p.m., ABC/Ch. 4): Manny and Luke crash bar mitzvahs looking for a girl.
Law & Order: SVU (8 p.m., NBC/Ch. 5): A woman claims that the baby she kidnapped is hers.
NOVA (8 p.m., PBS/Ch. 7): A report on the Curiosity Mars rover.
Supernatural (8 p.m., CW/Ch. 30): Kevin and Mrs. Tran build a demon bomb; Castiel reappears.
Men's college basketball (8 p.m., P12N-Mountain): Utah Valley at Washington State
Suburgatory (8:30 p.m., ABC/Ch. 4): Tessa spends Thanksgiving with her mother and grandmother; George invites Dallas for dinner.
CSI (9 p.m., CBS/Ch. 2): A cleric is found murdered at the grave of CSI Warrick Brown.
Nashville (9 p.m., ABC/Ch. 4): Rayna decides she's got to change the sound of her music.
Chicago Fire (9 p.m., NBC/Ch. 5): Voight continues to pressure Casey to retract his statement.
NOVA scienceNOW (9 p.m., PBS/Ch. 7): Technological advancements that may change all our lives.
Top Chef: Seattle (11 p.m., Bravo): The contestants have to deal with a twist.
American Horror Story (11 p.m., FX): Sister Jude brings in a Nazi hunter to gather evidence against Arden.
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