A ruthless, heartless rich guy has endorsed Mitt Romney for president.
No, not Donald Trump. He did that quite some time ago.
But now the Donald is joined by C. Montgomery Burns, the owner and operator of the Springfield nuclear plant where Homer Simpson works.
Burns, however, is worried that one thing might keep Romney out of the White House.
"Apparently, while on vacation ol’ Mitt strapped his mutt to the roof of his car for a brief, 650-mile jaunt," he says in the brief video. But, Burns assures us, "Mitt is once again a Mormon mensch."
And while you’re watching the video, take note of what’s sitting on the table to the right of Burns - binders full of women. (Oddly enough, the table and the binders disappear as the video continues.)
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