MLS All-Star Game (6:30 p.m., ESPN): Major League Soccer all-stars take on Chelsea FC of the English Premiere League.
The bad news is that only one Real Salt Lake player - Kyle Beckerman - is on the all-star team.
The good news is that only one Real Salt Lake player - Kyle Beckerman - is on the all-star team, because RSL has a game on Friday against Vancouver.
Elsewhere on TV ...
The CLIOS: World's Best Commercials (7 p.m., NBC/Ch. 5): Award-winning advertisements from around the globe.
Big Brother (7 p.m., CBS/Ch. 2): The houseguests take part in the veto competition.
So You Think You Can Dance (7 p.m., Fox/Ch. 13): The remaining contestants perform; more are eliminated.
Dallas (7 and 9 p.m., TNT): The Ewings have to close ranks to protect South Fork.
America's Got Talent (8 p.m., NBC/Ch. 5): Four acts advance to the next round.
Absolutely Fabulous (8 p.m., BBC America): Eddy makes plans to rent out her house for the Olympics - and plans don't work out.
Melissa & Joey (9 p.m., ABC Family): Mel dates the father of Lennox's former boyfriend.
Baby Daddy (9:30 p.m., ABC Family): Ben pretends he's married to Riley.
Royal Pains (10 p.m., USA): Hank attends a secret meeting.
Futurama (11 p.m., Comedy Central): Hermes replaces his body parts with mechanical parts.
The Soul Man (11 p.m., TV Land): Boyce has writer's block and can't come up with a sermon.
Necessary Roughness (11 p.m., USA): TK has to face an old problem.
Top Chef Masters (11 p.m., Bravo): Contestants play a culinary card game for ingredients. (Season premiere)
Virgin Diaries (11 p.m., TLC): The tales of three more virgins are told.
The Exes (11:30 p.m., TV Land): Holly volunteers to help Stuart impress his ex at a dance competition.
