You know you’ve made it big when you make The Onion.
The "respondents’" answers ... well, none of them criticizes the students in the pictures.
For a gloriously non-PC take on the matter, trust The Onion.
— Erin Alberty
|1.||Mitt Romney to make his home in Utah|
|2.||Two Utah schools get blue ribbon award|
|3.||The changing life & times of Mormon mission presidents’ wives|
|4.||Relatives speak about Utah family of 5 found dead in home|
|5.||DA says Dillon Taylor officer-involved killing was justified|
|6.||Restaurant review: Utah duo takes chance on Korean standbys with contemporary spin|
|7.||Bicyclist hit by alleged drunken driver dies|
|8.||Secret Service chief resigns after Chaffetz-led call for resignation|
|9.||Trib Talk: Will Jazz makeover bring wins?|
|10.||Just one bird reported killed in Utah’s first crow hunt|