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Flight attendant cracks joke after joke on the way to Salt Lake City

Published April 16, 2014 9:21 am

This is an archived article that was published on sltrib.com in 2014, and information in the article may be outdated. It is provided only for personal research purposes and may not be reprinted.

"If I could pretend to have your attention for just a few moments, my ex-husband, my new boyfriend and their divorce attorney are going to show you the safety features of this [airplane]."

So begins six minutes of hilarity from a Southwest Airlines flight attendant on a plane about to take off for Salt Lake City (a passenger near the front is even wearing a Weber State University T-shirt). The unnamed attendant turns the standard safety monologue about your seat belt, life vest and the oxygen mask above your seat into a pretty terrific and jabbing stand-up routine.

The video (shot vertical — when will people learn?) has gone viral. As of Wednesday morning, it's amassed more than 5.5 million views on YouTube since it went up Saturday.

— Michael McFall

Twitter: @mikeypanda