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Brace yourself, Kim Kardashian is coming to Utah

First Published      Last Updated Jan 03 2014 04:32 pm

Dec 31, 2013 | Freaks by ScottDisick on Keek.com

If you thought that living in Utah was a good way to reduce your Kardashian exposure, think again: like Gojira rising from nuked-out waters, America's real fame monsters have arrived on our formerly virgin slopes.

In a clip sure to be cherished by all who see it, Kourtney and Kim Kardashian ski around until the latter falls on the ground. It is cinéma vérité at it's finest.

So why, you may be asking, does this matter to you — a reader who perhaps fled the Black Gated-strongholds of The East or The West like a reverse Icarus who sensibly avoided the sun?

Because, dear reader, sometimes the sun flies too close to you: this video was shot right here, in Park City.

A Kardashian has fallen in the woods and she's going to make sure you hear it.

— Jim Dalrymple II

Twitter: @jimmycdii