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Rap Sheet: Final tally of The Doctor’s crimes
Disclaimer: The should not be taken as any form of legal counsel or guidance; there may be errors in interpretation of the law and there may be crimes and violations missing from this list. I am not an officer or an attorney; I am a movie fan with a blog.
Here at The Salt Lake Tribune's crime blog, I tally the crimes characters commit and evaluate what potential sentence they could serve for them. In the lead up to the Doctor Who 50th Anniversary, I'm taking on the oncoming storm himself — and since I do not have the time to review the Time Lord's decades-long continuity, I've narrowed the focus to Matt Smith's Eleventh Doctor. You can check out part one here.
When we left off, the bow tie-loving Doctor had destroyed a shed, stolen a fire engine, a mop, a fez and a priceless museum artifact (to name a few), kidnapped a child and blown up part of a Cybermen fleet. Whatever he condemns his earlier, John Hurt-portrayed self for doing, it must have been pretty terrible to earn the condescension of a man with that kind of record. And the Eleventh Doctor's rap sheet is not even finished yet. Here is the second half of the run down, completing series six and going through series seven.
The Doctor, the Widow and the Wardrobe
Criminal trespass » The Doctor breaks into a Dorset house and poses as a caretaker.
Child kidnapping » The Doctor takes Lily Arwell to another planet without her mother's consent.
Dinosaurs on a Spaceship
Homicide » The Doctor kills Solomon, the exotic black market trader.
A Town Called Mercy
Kidnapping and attempted homicide » The Doctor drags Jex across town and pushes him across The Gunslinger's line, knowing the cyborg intends to get revenge on the alien.
Unlawful detention » The Doctor traps the ice governess under ice crystals.
The Bells of Saint John