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Wednesday on TV: ABC's "Family Tools" is a big disappointment
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Family Tools (7:30 p.m., ABC/Ch. 4) is supposed to be a comedy, I think. It was hard to tell, because it's not funny.The premise is rather simple. Cranky ol' Tony Shea (J.K. Simmons) just had a heart attack, so he can't keep running his contracting/handyman business. At the urging of his sister, Terry (Leah Remini), Tony reluctantly turns the business over to his beyond-bumbling son, Jack (Kyle Bornheimer).Oh, by the way, Terry refuses to let the EMTs into the house to treat the stricken Tony until he agrees to call Jack. Really.The basic problem with this comedy is it's not funny. Everything about it - including the physical comedy - is entirely predictable.Try to guess what happens when Jack handles a nail gun. Just try."Family Tools" is trying to be the next "My Name Is Earl" or "Raising Hope." It was written by Bobby Bowman, who wrote for both of those shows.But it lacks their heart. Simmons and Bornheimer are very likable actors, but the characters in this show are more like cartoons than real people.Actually, the funniest thing about "Family Tools" is the title. It's about a family business in which they use tools - and they are tools! Hilarious!OK, not hilarious. But it's still funnier than the rest of the show.Elsewhere on TV ...Survivor: Caramoan - Fans vs. Favorites (7 p.m., CBS/Ch. 2): There are two immunity challenges, two tribal councils and two castaways are sent home.The Middle (7 p.m., ABC/Ch. 4): Axl and Brick try to create a viral video.Nature (7 p.m., PBS/ch. 7): An hour with the Lipizzaner stallions.American Idol (7 p.m., Fox/Ch. 13): The remaining contestants perform.Arrow (7 p.m., CW/Ch. 30): Tommy reveals a shocking secret to Laurel.Criminal Minds (8 p.m., CBS/Ch. 2): Two men are victims or a ritualistic killing.Modern Family (8 p.m., ABC/Ch. 4): Phil's appearance at career day is marred when his rival shows up.Law & Order: SVU (8 p.m., NBC/Ch. 5): A teenager is brutally assaulted at a concert.Supernatural (8 p.m., CW/Ch. 30): Dean and Sam try to uncover the third trialHow to Live With You Parents (For the Rest of Your Life) (8:31 p.m., ABC/Ch. 4): Max and Elaine turn out to be terrible babysitters.CSI (9 p.m., CBS/ch. 2): A body is found floating in a mud bath.Nashville (9 p.m., ABC/Ch. 4): Teddy confronts Peggy about the leaks.Chicago Fire (9 p.m., NBC.Ch. 5): Severide's career is endangered.The Americans (11 p.m., FX): Stan closes in on Philip and Elizabeth. (Season finale)Psych (11 p.m., USA): Shawn runs for mayor.

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