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Kirby: Voters may retire Hatch, but only he can decide if he’s too old to run

Robert Kirby By Robert Kirby 2d ago

Kirby: Christmas can bring out the stupid in me, but the time I went panhandling, it brought something else: a tender moment

Robert Kirby By Robert Kirby 4d ago

There are flocks of sheep and gaggles of geese — but what do you call a group of Mormons?

Robert Kirby By Robert Kirby December 10

Kirby: Finally, my dream Christmas — no decorating, no hassles, just a comfy recliner

Robert Kirby By Robert Kirby December 8

No, I didn’t go to the anti-Trump rally — why waste my time?

Robert Kirby By Robert Kirby December 6

Kirby: Let’s eavesdrop on the ‘personal priesthood interview’ Mormon leaders will have with Trump

Robert Kirby By Robert Kirby December 2

Kirby: Sexual assault case from Utah’s past speaks volumes about why women are shouting, ‘Enough’

Robert Kirby By Robert Kirby December 1

It may not be too late to drop those pounds, jog those miles, dump that spouse or fulfill other resolutions — 2017 still has 44,640 minutes

Robert Kirby By Robert Kirby November 29

It’s the most wonderful time of the year? Not with all that shopping craziness

Robert Kirby By Robert Kirby November 26

The best quiet book ever invented for church: your cellphone

Robert Kirby By Robert Kirby November 25

You’ve scarfed down your Thanksgiving turkey; now what do you do with the carcass? Fashion a basket or a Hannibal Lecter bite guard?

Robert Kirby By Robert Kirby November 23

Elder Pious? When Mormon missionaries come home sounding like general authorities

Robert Kirby By Robert Kirby November 19

OK, time to hook up the new printer. This cord plugs into this thingamajig and this doohickey links to — ahhhh — help!

Robert Kirby By Robert Kirby November 17

Thanksgiving is the most dangerous time of the year — and not just for turkeys

Robert Kirby By Robert Kirby November 15

Hey, God, if the pope can nod off when praying then surely we … zzzzz

Robert Kirby By Robert Kirby November 12

A Veterans Day salute to the Old Man and all the others who served and sacrificed

Robert Kirby By Robert Kirby November 10

After 65 years, my mom and dad are still holding hands

Robert Kirby By Robert Kirby November 8

Do 8-year-olds really understand why they’re getting baptized? Puh-leeze.

Robert Kirby By Robert Kirby November 5

Now is the winter of discontent — and disdain and disappearing. See you in the spring.

Robert Kirby By Robert Kirby November 3

Kirby: Here’s one Mormon who longs for shorter church meetings

Robert Kirby By Robert Kirby November 1

‘Mormon Land’: Kirby riffs about new Mormon missionary interview questions, reflects on his own stint in a white shirt, tie and name badge

By The Salt Lake Tribune October 31

Here are Kirby’s 16 interview questions to see if Mormon young people truly are ready to serve missions

Robert Kirby By Robert Kirby October 28

Kirby: Sonny and scarecrows and kids, oh my! A Halloween from hell

Robert Kirby By Robert Kirby October 27

With this ring, I thee fled? Thank God, my bride didn’t bolt

Robert Kirby By Robert Kirby October 25