Inspired by Pat Bagley’s “Redesign of Interior Department Flag” cartoon (The Tribune, Nov.15).
Redesign of the preamble to the Constitution:
The Property owners of the United States, in Order to form a more perfect Unfettered Free Market Society, to ensure Fiduciary Rights and Benefits, to provide for Tax Shelters, to promote protected Social Status of the Oligarchs, and secure the Blessings of Wealth to ourselves and to our Posterity, do ordain and establish this Constitution for the United States of America.
Wayne Wilson, West Jordan