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Satan on I-15

Published April 15, 2007 12:00 am

This is an archived article that was published on sltrib.com in 2007, and information in the article may be outdated. It is provided only for personal research purposes and may not be reprinted.

My family and I were driving home from my cousin's house after enjoying a nice holiday meal, when my wife and I saw a beat-up old van with the Utah license plate "666." Here it was on Easter Sunday, the one day that truly represents what Christianity is all about, and I have the luck of running into Satan on I-15.

As a side note, Lucifer actually uses his blinker, and seemed like a relatively courteous driver. I was going to call my priest for a blessing, or the Utah State Tax Commission to complain. But both of those options seemed to be too much work. Rather, I went home, opened a bottle of Merlot, and enjoyed watching my kids come down from their sugar high.

Dave Paxton

Riverton