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In the aftermath of FBI Director James Comey's bombshell testimony before the House Intelligence Committee on Monday, President Donald Trump's Twitter feed was uncharacteristically silent.

Here is the Twitter storm he might have been tempted to make:

@fakeTrump 3:32 a.m.

Watched FBI Dir. Comey on Fox News. Disgusting! Obviously they didn't know I was tapped or it would leak to media. Leaks are the real crime!

@fakeTrump 3:33 a.m.

Next they'll try to say Rosie O'Donnell isn't a fat slob. Revisionist! Awful! Jason Chaffetz gets it. Great work, Jason! Proud!

@fakeTrump 4:03 a.m.

Also, Why so many questions about Russia and NOT ONE about spycrowave ovens?!? Intelligence fail!

@fakeTrump 4:03 a.m.

I know microwave is spying on me because when I push the popcorn button it knows exactly how long the Trump Brand Popcorn needs. #spycrowave

@fakeTrump 4:11 a.m.

Nobody on my team talked to Russians except those that did and reversed their denials when overwhelming evidence surfaced. Nothing to hide!

@fakeTrump 4:13 a.m.

Michael Flynn meeting w/Russians is FAKE NEWS! He asked Sergei to tell us where he's from and he said, "Nyet." Nyet is NOT place in Russia!

@fakeTrump 4:14 a.m.

Moreover, I don't know what KGB stands for, but I know there is no "K" in Russia. Biased CNN and failing NYTimes can't figure that out. Sad!

@fakeTrump 4:19 a.m.

Also, if FBI investigated my campaign three months before election, why only go public with investigation of crooked Hillary?!? Rigged!!

@fakeTrump 4:21 a.m..

Wait. Ignore that last one. #NothingToSeeHere

@fakeTrump 5:23 a.m.

We are most transparent White House ever. You have 4 pages of my taxes. Obama released one page of his birth certificate. What's he hiding?

@fakeTrump 6:10 a.m.

Last thing, Lying Comey says Russia's goal was to undermine confidence in American democracy. NO THANKS! I'm doing that all by myself.