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Last Updated Feb 19, 2017 10:28AM

Editor’s note • Robert Kirby took a little time off last week. This is a reprint of an earlier column. Following last week’s column, a woman wrote to tell me that I wouldn’t recognize the answer to a prayer if it weighed 800 pounds and fell on me out of heaven. Actually, those were my words. She really said, “blessings only come to those worthy of them and you obviously don’t understand it at all.” She’s probably right. There’s a whole lot of life I don’t understand, including the tax …

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    Updated Feb 18 2017 02:45 pm   |     |   Share
  • Robert Kirby Kirby: This column is my protest
    One of the reasons I like writing — especially when it comes to hotly debated issues — is that only one person gets to “talk” at a time. Expressing s...
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  • ((Ryan Galbraith | Tribune file photo)  ) Police and emergency vehicles flood 500 South after the deadly shooting spree at Salt Lake City’s Trolley Square in 2007. Kirby: A decade after Trolley Square shooting, it’s what happens now that matters
    I’ve seen a lot of terrible stuff in my life, things I’ll never be able to un-see for the simple reason that they insist on periodically revisiting me...
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  • Kirby’s Disturbing History: Utah sees its first drive-by shooting
    This week in 1917: Two unidentified women speed past the Nelson Café, 15 W. 200 South, and fire a bullet through the front window, which barely misses...

    Updated Feb 13 2017 12:28 pm   |     |   Share


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