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So there we were earlier this week, when it was announced crowd favorite Carlos Boozer was coming back to the Jazz. A smattering of our favorite comments:
"For $12 million, you think he could mix in a little bit of defense? Since he only plays half the floor, how about paying him $6 mil instead?"
-- golfandjazz
"Well ... Is it possible to be disappointed in retaining a player? Okur is a decent player. But Boozer? Doggone it!! Why couldn't someone have taken him off our hands?"
-- BYUnJAZZinSeattle
"Boozer. Boozer. Boozer. You say you'll stay with Cleveland. Ended up with Jazz. Said you'll opt out. Never fulfill those words. What's next? More lies. I have a feeling. More lies. Is the answer. Wow."
-- aubbers
"Boozer and his ski mask have to go. I can't stomach another 30 game performance and an exit from the playoffs due to the fact the guy plays defense like [Adrian Dantley] used to play it -- NO D! At least AD had an excuse, at 6-foot-4, he was too small for the likes of Magic, Silk, Larry and the other guys. Boozer has no excuse other than he's lazy."
-- Greginslc
"DAMN!! Thanks for screwing us over again Boozer!" -- Boink66
"Ugh... *vomits* Should have known he, once again, would
-- mkbelle
He probably would have rather taken a tour in Afghanistan than be forced to give an obviously untruthful statement like "they are excited to have Carlos back.' Right!! Wink, wink! Yes, I love a hot poker in the eye every now and again."
-- H20SKI
"YAY!! Boozer's back. He will deliver!!"
-- mtjstr9997



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