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Ann Cannon: Dear readers, I’m feeling a tiny bit grumpy today

First Published      Last Updated May 11 2016 08:05 pm

My friend Lisa often posts tiny letters to everyone and everything on her blog. Well, I'm taking a cue from her and writing a few tiny letters myself — tiny GRUMPY letters — because it's just been that kind of day.

Consider yourself warned …

Dear Daylight Saving Time,

I confess. You're not as terrible as you were back in the day when I had a houseful of little kids. But still. Why are you even a thing?

Dear Downtown Salt Lake Parking Meters,

I heard you're getting a makeover. I'll believe it when I see it. And speaking of downtown Salt Lake …

Dear Third South,

You're a hot urban mess. I say this as someone whose spouse has an office on you.

Dear "The Good Wife,"

You've been my favorite show on network TV for a long time now. But your considerable charm (I regret to say) is wearing thin for me this season. Can we please just get the Alicia-is-running-for-state's-attorney-and-turning-into-Peter storyline over with?

Dear Monday,

Wait. It's you again already?

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