See? The sign is genius at managing customer expectations.
Anyway, the other day, I posted a picture of the sign on my Facebook page and asked people to write about the last time they were pleasantly surprised by anything. AND THE RESPONSES WERE AWESOME! (Um. See what I mean?)
Here are just a few of the surprises mentioned.
Realizing that the diner by your house has cinnamon bun French toast.
Putting on pants from last summer and discovering that they're not only loose but that there is a $20 bill in one of the pockets.
Discovering that signing up for Social Security was much easier than anticipated.
Having a grandson ask you to make him soup after he gets braces because you make the best soup.
Learning that your pharmacy accepts your insurance.
Finding out that Season 2 of "Stranger Things" will start on Oct. 27 instead of Oct. 31.
Anticipating a huge bill, only to discover that necessary repairs are much cheaper than expected.
Replacing your neighbor's chickens because your dog killed them, and discovering that they are also cheaper than expected. SCORE!
Seeing that the first tomato of the season has ripened on your tomato plant.
Being invited to a family reunion after 20 years of not being invited.
Here's the last time I was pleasantly surprised: when I went to see "Wonder Woman" with my friends Doni and Caitlin. I hadn't planned on going. Frankly, I'm not a fan of superhero movies. Not that I don't like and respect superheroes. In fact, some of my best friends are superheroes.