Brace yourself, Kim Kardashian is coming to Utah
If you thought that living in Utah was a good way to reduce your Kardashian exposure, think again: like Gojira rising from nuked-out waters, America's real fame monsters have arrived on our formerly virgin slopes.
In a clip sure to be cherished by all who see it, Kourtney and Kim Kardashian ski around until the latter falls on the ground. It is cinÃ©ma vÃ©ritÃ© at it's finest.
So why, you may be asking, does this matter to you a reader who perhaps fled the Black Gated-strongholds of The East or The West like a reverse Icarus who sensibly avoided the sun?
Because, dear reader, sometimes the sun flies too close to you: this video was shot right here, in Park City.
A Kardashian has fallen in the woods and she's going to make sure you hear it.
Jim Dalrymple II