Porn viewing drops on Christmas, rises during Black Friday
Pornhub one of the most successful smut peddlers in the history of smut peddling has run the numbers to find out when people are most likely to watch a little erotica.
In an interactive map posted Friday, the website shows how different parts of the world react to holidays, TV shows and world events. (Note: the link in that sentence is completely SFW (for the uninitiated in web lingo: Safe for Work). But be careful; if you start clicking around too much you may find yourself somewhere NSFW (Not Safe For Work).)
So what did Pornhub discover? For one thing, events have a huge impact on porn consumption. During the Miami Heat's win over Oklahoma City in 2012, porn viewing dropped by a surprising 16 percent in the U.S. Oddly, however, porn viewing increased in the U.S. during the London Olympics opening ceremonies, though it dropped by a huge 27 percent in the U.K. at that same time.
The map includes a wealth of other data on porn usage during Obama's reelection, the iPad release, the Royal Wedding and even the Bachelorette Finale, when it dropped by a surprising 5 percent. The entire world is represented too, so if you're curious about porn usage on Rosh Hashanah in Israel, now you can find out.
Speaking of which, holidays also have a major impact on porn; everybody pretty much puts away the porn on Christmas, though Earth Day had no impact and Black Friday actually increased consumption by 7 percent.
As I think Pornhub rightly points out, this is interesting, even useful, data regardless of whether you're a critic or a connoisseur of nudie pics. This data also comes just days after Pornhub offered to help the Obama administration fix the Obamacare website. So far as I know, the president has not taken them up on that offer.
Jim Dalrymple II